William from the lowercase L blog writes to Daily Slope:
“My friend Shana and I were walking down 3rd Street between 5th and 6th Avenues … and when we saw this SUV, we just couldn’t believe our eyes. Someone had smashed a pumpkin on the windshield and hood. And out of the hollowed pumpkin spilt a load of dog shit.
We wondered what could the owner of this automobile have done to deserve a “dumpkin”?
The photo was taken with Shana’s mobile phone cam, so forgive the quality. Ironically, she is a photographer for Corbis.
View if you dare: Smashing Dumpkins on Flickr
Car alarm? That would be enough to make me think evil thoughts at 2am.
Either someone saw the SUV owner not cleaning up after his dog and decided to send a message, or it was just random idiocy. Filling up the pumpkin like that seems like a lot of disgusting trouble for the latter, however.
Despite it being a nasty suv, no one deserves to wipe someone (or something) else’s shit off their car. That’s just ick!
> We wondered what could the owner of this automobile have done to deserve a “dumpkin”?
How about driving a gas-hungry, air-polluting, global-warming-causing SUV?